no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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