the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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