On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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