He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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