Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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