Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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