Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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