I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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