I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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