Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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