We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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