Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird