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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Where are you?

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  In a non slutty way

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• (518): View more from New York

  Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS

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• (509): View more from Washington

  You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?

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• (530): View more from California

  It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver

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