Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.