I puked a lego.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It's blow job season.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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