So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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