he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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