stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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