I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We had to coat check the pizza.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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