We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Are my feet made of real feet?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?