i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.