He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm