Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
did you just send me my own nude
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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