Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We talked him into tasing himself.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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