I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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