SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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