So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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