doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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