He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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