vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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