im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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