If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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