We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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