Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
