you would pick up someone in the library
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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