Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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