Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
