R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It's just like the Real World with babies
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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