he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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