i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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