The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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