I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Randomize
