how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
