I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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