when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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