I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I party with great urgency now.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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