i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
