Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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