I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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