i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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