I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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