this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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