I'm jealous of your bromance
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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