I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick