her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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