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• (817): View more from Texas

  Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked

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• (315): View more from New York

  It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence

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