No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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