oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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