Dual....:-)
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
