just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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