in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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